Corny Men

If you are a girl and feel really depressed and believe that no guy has ever said anything mushy-gushy to you, you must go to Egypt. Some of the guys like to send you corny text messages....and there is one guy I don't even know! lol He doesn't know me either, just heard me from a wrong call and realized I was a foreigner.

Here are some examples:

this is from the unknown person:

1) There is no special reason for this message. I just want to steal a single moment out of your busy day and hope to make you smile wen I say,

"miss you":)

2)** this one doesn't make perfect sense but its ok**
There are moments in life when you miss someone so much that you just want to pick him from your dreams and say 2 him for real!

Miss you
So much

3)Remember M
Remember E
Put them together and remember ME

4) Cotton Candy? Nope!
Chocolate Syrup? Nah!
Lemme C.....
How about Sugar? hmmm...
Nope! Darn!
Still can't find anything as sweet as you!


And then he had the guts to write: By the way i am don't know ur name also. If u interest my name is Aymn.

hahah I'm glad the world is full of people that make me laugh:)

Then another guy, Eslam (he was a friend of a friend and turned out to be a really creepy bad person ...long story ...but he's in Italy right now and my friends (the Mohameds) set him straight so he left me alone...in short he was the one who proposed to me)

He sent me text messages in Arabic and I couldn't understand all of it, so I asked one of my teachers to translate them. I was so embarrassed when I learned how corny they were!

In short, the topics were: If we never find time to meet again, I will always remember you. And, if the eyes never see will the heart ever forget?

these are just paraphrased. I didn't want to make you gag with the full translation:)